A Woodsdale Kid in North Dakota

Never in the ancient world of Woodsdale did I think I would end up in North Dakota. In fact the place probably went through my brain once a year in geography class. Since both West Virginia and North Dakota have coal, here I am. As a kid I remember standing on the back porch and seeing the Northern Lights. The Northern Lights never amounted to much from Woodsdale. In North Dakota if you look closely you can see them on many nights, it is a faint green glow in the sky. However, early in our life in North Dakota I saw such a magnificent show of the Northern lights I almost repented. It was the most spectacular natural sight ever seen in the sky. The whole sky was awash in multiple colors. It looked like someone pouring color down a curtain
that was blowing in the wind.

Western North Dakota is just about as opposite from West Virginia as a place could be. I have lived in wide open spaces so long the Woodsdale has shrunk so badly it feels like a shirt I outgrew a long time ago. As a Kid I remember thinking there was space around the houses, and the streets were wide. Now, a trip to the hills feel like everyone is squeezed into little gutters. When I first came to North Dakota everyone said " I get claustrophobic when I am in the East". At the time it made no sense to me, but now I understand.

I always tell people you have to learn to live in North Dakota. After you have lived here a few years the land seems to fit. You can almost always see for miles here. If you get on a slight rise you can easily see twenty or thirty miles. More than anything the lack of people here is an asset. There are never any lines for anything. Traveling long distances becomes routine.

When I first moved her with my wife Cissie, Cissie said "You get us out of here as fast as you can". Now, I could not get here to move East if I had to. The weather in North Dakota is very misunderstood by anyone who has not lived here year round. The summers are wonderful. The days are much longer than in Woodsdale in the summer. The sun is up by 4. A.M. and doesn't set until 10 A.M. The days are long when you want them long, and short when you want them short. Winter is not as bad here as portrayed. With low humidity the cold is not that bad, unless the wind blows. If it does you are in big trouble, but I have been cross country skiing at ten below with just a heavy sweater. Most people would find it hard to believe, but snow affects travel in North Dakota far less than West Virgina. West Virginia probably gets more snow, and it is a heavy snow. Here the snow almost always blows off the roads by itself.

The two main things that have kept us here are pheasant hunting, and sailing. As a kid never did I even think about sailing. In the summer for the last twenty years my life has been consumed with sailing. Our kids grew up on our sailboat, and during the summer we spend about three nights a week on the boat. North Dakota is not thought of for large bodies of water, but Lake Sakakawea where we sail backs up into the North Dakota Badlands. Lake Sakakawea is the Missouri River dammed up. The lake it the third largest man made lake in the United States. The lake is many miles wide and 179 miles long. The real beauty of the lake it that it has hundreds of bays and is used by very few people. The best part of the lake is where is backs up into the Badlands.

Woodsdale is place far away in another land. Yesterday, I went on Google Earth and used the feature where you can drive down Bethany Pike at eye level. The shrinkage of Woodsdale still amazes me. As a kid Bethany Pike seemed big an wide. Looking at the Google pictures it looks like two cars can hardly pass. The homes that seemed to have big yard, now appear to be right up against the sidewalk. If Woodsdale shrinks any more you can just put it in a box and mail it to me. Don't leave it in the dryer so long.

Have a big nickle

I remember going to my Grandfathers house on Christmas morning. The usual gifts were an envelope from my grandfather with a five dollar bill, which was a fortune in those days, and a special book of life savers from my Grandmother. It was one time of year when all the cousins were in one place. One memory I always had of my Grandfather was him reaching in his pocket and pulling out a fifty cent piece. He would toss it to you and say "Here, have a big nickle". Wow, a big nickle could buy quite a bit at the drug store. Remember a candy bar was ten cents. Now, you can't get a kid to get out of bed if you left a trail of ten dollar bills to the kitchen. When we were kids we would do anything for money. Shoveling snow was one of the most lucrative jobs ever invented. A big snow meant the rich old ladies would shell out five bucks to get the walk shoveled. Even then service was everything. Once you trained an old lady that you could be relied on to show up an shovel before even being asked, the old ladies were hooked. You could retire at eleven or twelve if you had about three or four gold plated old ladies. In the summer we used to paint numbers on the curb in front of peoples houses. The young worthless bums of today have to be paid to inhale and charge extra to exhale. Fortunately the Chinese lend us money so no one has to work these days. In the old days the only Chinese were the Yee's that live up toward the park. The Yee's never were willing to finance the wasteful habits of the rest of us. Thank god we found where there were billions of Chinese to borrow money from so we can have all the wars we want without paying any taxes.

A Different Kind of Santa

My encounter with Santa in the neighborhood was a bit unusual. There was this older fellow with a long white beard who frequently was seen up and down our alley. Patty Saller and I would spy on him. I guess he was what we called "a bum" being politically incorrect. I,m sure he was well aware that we were watching him and one day he caught us spying and said something like "Hey little girls come over here and I'll show you something" which now a days would have been the signal to run but being curious and innocent we went over. He handed us an envelope and said "Merry Christmas" when we opened it inside was a rubber band twisted around a button set up to unwind with a buzzing that scared the bejesus out of us. He laughed and walked away saying "Merry Christmas!! HOHOHO" So whenever we'd see him after that we called him Merry or Mr. Christmas if we were feeling polite. He was just another character in the neighborhood.

Santa Claus lived in Woodsdale

Growing up as a “Woodsdale Kid” had many benefits, not the least of which was that Santa Claus lived in the neighborhood too.

The first memory I have of Santa Claus is sitting in my living room with my Mother and two sisters listening to the radio just before dinnertime the last two weeks or so before Christmas. There were no TV stations in Wheeling in 1951. Local radio station WWVA broadcast a “live” program each afternoon on which Santa read letters from children all over the Ohio Valley. I remember listening every day for that wonderful moment of pure excitement when the Jolly Ole Elf said something like…”And now my little apple dumplings, here is a letter from little Howdy Meagle in Woodsdale who says that he wants…..” It’s hard to believe a more exciting moment for a five year old than to hear firsthand from Santa Claus, himself, that he got your letter. The only other moment of equal exhilaration was when my Dad pulled back the big oak doors to our living room on Christmas morning to reveal the greatest tree ever made…our Christmas tree! And, by golly, Santa got all the presents right. It was truly a wonderful life for a five year old Woodsdale kid. Nevertheless, in two short years everything would change.

When I was seven, my sisters were teenagers and were always involved with some activities after school. So, it was just my Mother and I sitting by the radio to wait for Santa to read my letter. One of the most notable qualities of this “radio” Santa was his laugh. It was not really a “Ho-Ho-Ho” in a phonetic sense. It always started rather softly and quickly reached a crescendo of what was truly a belly laugh. This particular year Santa sounded like he had a cold, a very bad cold. Santa’s laugh had that raspy sound like when a cold drops into your lungs. Santa coughed a couple of times on the air. (Remember these programs were done “live”.) Hey! I knew that cough. Where had I heard that cough before? Then it donned on me that my Dad coughed just like that.

That night, when my Dad came home after work, I didn’t have to wait long for confirmation of my suspicions. As soon as Dad coughed, I knew the truth. No doubt about it when he coughed again. I mustered all the courage that I could, and confronted my Dad. “Are you the radio Santa Claus?” My Dad knew just what to do. I suppose he had planned his answer knowing that sooner or later I would ask him that fateful question. After all, he had had practice with my two sisters before me. He sat me down and told me all about this thing called the “Spirit of Santa Claus”, and how he was one of Santa’s special helpers. I don’t remember much else, but whatever he said worked. I became one of Santa’s helpers.

My Mother made me an elf costume which I wore when I accompanied my Dad on Santa’s personal appearances all over town. My job was to give each kid a candy cane. We usually made two or three stops each night. I never knew just how popular and important Santa was until then. I loved helping my Father, and watching him sit patiently hour after hour lifting little kids up onto his lap. He always preceded that magical question he asked each child with his distinctive Santa Claus laugh “Well, my little apple-dumpling, what do you want Santa to bring you for Christmas?”

I recollect looking forward to the Thanksgiving Day parade downtown that kicked off the holiday season. I remember feeling like a very proud son when my Dad would pass by seated high up in Santa’s sleigh waving to all his boys and girls. I always wanted to shout out “Hey! My Dad is Santa Claus!”

My Father was a true keeper of the “Spirit of Santa Claus”. He stopped his public appearances about the time I got out of college, but he never lost his passion for preserving the spirit. Every fall he would visit all the local department store managers that usually hired a Santa’s helper during the Christmas season. His goal was to encourage them to establish specific policies and procedures that protected the children. He was adamant that no drunks, perverts, or anyone who might take advantage of all those innocent children ever be hired as a store Santa. He was ahead of his time…..

My Father was laid to rest in May 1989. No one thought it odd or out of place that Dad chose to wear his favorite Christmas tie and St. Nick lapel pin to meet his Maker. After all…he was Santa Claus!

Winky Dink

When we first got a tv, one of the most popular kids' shows was Winky Dink. You had to send away for a special green plastic sheet to put over the tv and then you would draw on the screen whatever they told you to draw....like dot to dot, if I remember right. Another show we all enjoyed was Howdy Doody. Did you know that the guy who played Clarabelle the Clown on that show later became Captain Kangaroo?
Life was full of things we would now consider weird...like free records that came on cereal boxes, S & H green stamps that our mothers redeemed for all kinds of goodies, Lincoln logs, erector sets, Tinker Toys.
At the Quinn house, we were blessed. Our favorite Aunt, Agnes worked for Marx Toys and each year we would make a pilgrimage to her house to pick up the toys. If you were over 12 yrs old you could stay up all night on Christmas Eve and put together forts, doll houses, farms, and a zillion other neat things for the younger kids. One treat that I always loved at Christmas was tangerines in the stockings and there always seemed to be a lot of walnuts to crack and cheese logs to sample.
One Quinn tradition was to go thru the neighborhood with genuine jingle bells in the middle of the night and try to fool kids into believing we were Santa's sleigh arriving.
But my favorite thing at Christmas was trying to fool my dad with some VERY strange gift. One year it was three bottles of Old Spice...each had two little handles on it...so he was trying to guess what had six handles for weeks before the big day. Another year it was a cast-iron doo-dad with a screw mechanism thru it...we never did figure out what it was. But best of all was the year Dad found the shepherd's hook in the hall closet that Amy had used for a Bow-Peep costume at Halloween. It was a stick with a wire hook on the end all wrapped in newspaper. Someone wrapped it again in Xmas paper and gave it to Old Gold (my dad's nickname) with much glee. He kept unwrapping until he got to the stick and wire hook and decided it was a "chicken catcher"!

Snow in Woodsdale

Snowball throwing was a sport on Poplar Ave. that could get out of hand. Aggravating Bill Smoot was a lot of fun. All you had to do was throw a snow ball at his window, and run. He would come out on the porch swearing. One day things did not quite go so well and he chased us down the street and managed to tackle Chuck Hile. It did not come out real well for Chuck. Obama is learning the problems with exit strategies, Chuck and Bill Smoot taught me a lot.

If You Ain't Got the Dough Rey Mi

There were lots of ways for Woodsdale Kids to make money. We charged for entrance to our circus in the backyard, our zoo in the basement, and yes a lemonade stand or two. Boys had it easy, they could deliver papers or paint house numbers on the curbs. All of us could collect bottles and return them to the store for a deposit...the hedge along Bethany Pike at the Woods Run Park held treasures of bottles.
My brother Mike made his money by challenging kids to bet on pool games in my grandfather's attic or with his soft dirt factory.
There was no such thing as an allowance in our family so if you didn't earn the money, you didn't have any. My grandfather would pay for weeding his yard. Some in the neighborhood were foolish enough to pay my little brother to haul away their Xmas tree.....(when the city did it for free).
But the best way to earn money for summer swimming at Oglebay, or ice skating at Wheeling Park was babysitting. I was really lucky...because I was so tall for my age, mothers assumed I was also mature enough to handle their kids. I had some regulars I really adored and then some casuals as well. Small families were good, but because I came from a family of nine, mothers assumed I could handle their large broods easily. The Cochran's on Maple had lots of kids...to this day I can still remember most of their names...Brenda, Beverly, Barbara, Berry, etc. Good kids. I'm told that when all six of the girls in my family grew up and moved away, my mother took over our accounts as babysitter...I think she really missed being aroud little children. I have talked to some of those kids for whom my mom babysat, and yes, they all learned to spell using Spill and Spell or Boggle and they all learned to count using dominoes. My mother was magic when it came to teaching little kids.
Babysitting money paid for my clothes, entertainment, gifts for family, and extras for many years. When I turned 15 Mr. Goddard got me a job at Oglebay checking baskets at the pool. Now that was good money. I worked a half day and swam at the pool the rest of the day AND had free use of everything in the park.
Later, I transferred to the tennis courts. The only bad part was, that I didn't have a car, and didn't always have a way home so would have to walk the 3 and 1/2 miles to my house down the back road (Waddles Run Rd) It could get pretty scary when it got dark. But it was worth it! For 50 cents an hour, I had fun, made a fortune and met lots of new people.